The Official "COACH JOHNSON YOU A BIH-EE-YAAAHHH" Tee of the CJU.
Size guide
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| XS (inches) | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S (inches) | 28 | 18 |
| M (inches) | 29 | 20 |
| L (inches) | 30 | 22 |
| XL (inches) | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL (inches) | 32 | 26 |